Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.

“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”

Assflation by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

abflation

the phenomenon in fitness where, in doing crunches, situps, etc., one has to do a rapidly increasing number of repetitions in order to get the same workout--leading to a hyperinflation situation, where 80, 100, 120 reps etc. are still not enough to leave you winded.

'hot damn, if we do another set of 1500 crunches i'm going to puke from boredom and abflation'

abflation by JD & JD August 11, 2008

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

assumation by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.

Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

Assination by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010

Assillation 

The unnaturally pronounced oscillation of the ass during motion such as walking/running. Can be seen in models strutting down the runway, toned high level athletes, etc. Similar to the way a cheetah's shoulder blades oscillate when stalking.

Damn, that girl's got some assillation going on. Look at that booty go!

or

Those speedskating suits don't leave much to the imagination! You can even see the assillation!

Assillation by c.is.for.celeritas November 1, 2010