assdaster 

A disaster of the ass

Me and my girlfriend wanted to try anal but my dick was too big, it turned into a complete assdaster!

assdaster by Cypresskillem April 9, 2015

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

asshamster 

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshamster 

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

asshamster by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003