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In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.
John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.
by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003
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a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees
bob is an asshamster
by lemonlaw95 September 23, 2008
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Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
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1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran September 23, 2008
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