Definitions by Cypresskillem

MFP 

Someone who is a Mother Fucking Prefesional

The worlds greatest sky diver is an MFP

MFP by Cypresskillem May 9, 2015

assdaster 

A disaster of the ass

Me and my girlfriend wanted to try anal but my dick was too big, it turned into a complete assdaster!

assdaster by Cypresskillem April 9, 2015