An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.
Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.
by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003
an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.
by Me December 9, 2004
The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.
My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!
by Deevid December 18, 2009