Assconsin

Derogatory word for the state of Wisconsin.

"You coming to Milwaukee this weekend?"
"No, I won't step foot in Assconsin again."

by massivejugs October 12, 2011

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Asscension

When you eat so much ass you reach a state of nirvana

Last night I had so much ass that I reached asscension.

by Kurakuma May 19, 2019

Assposing

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014

asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005