asscial

(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.

i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!

by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

Asschalk

A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.

Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.

by Longhorned June 19, 2013

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009

asocial

Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial

They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.

by Walking Talking Dictionary October 22, 2006

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020