asscial 

(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.

i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!

asscial by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

Asscial

A facial for your ass. One can experience this if the toilet water is at boiling temperatures as a result of faulty plumbing.

After repairs to the dangerously low-powered flushes in the men’s bathroom, the female faculty at FHS were surprised to experience asscials. The plumber neglected to turn off the boiler; as a result, all tushes received a semi-pleasant steam.

Asscial by Meangirl2 August 27, 2026

asscial tissue 

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

Asschalk 

A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.

Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.

Asschalk by Longhorned June 19, 2013

asscalator 

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscalade 

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

asscalade by sassyred April 30, 2009

asocial 

Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial

They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.

asocial by Walking Talking Dictionary October 22, 2006