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Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial
They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.
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When someone watches a lot of mainstream TV series or movies instead of spending time with his friends or other people.
Tobi is always watching series and never talks to us. He's asocial.
asocial by Killusions November 15, 2017

asocial media 

Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking
"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"

"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."
(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.
i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!
asscial by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

asscial tissue 

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue
Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.
asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007
It’s like Social but not it’s actually a real word… YET! “One day this will Trend” - Chimorin
Tarapeutic had aocial-anxiety but powered through it!
Aocial by Chimorin August 12, 2022

gender is a social construct 

A term invented by the LGBTQ Faggots to “try to win” an argument but then get proven wrong immediately.
Person 1: there are 2 genders
Person 2: “erm actually gender is a social construct”
Person 1: shut the fuck up pls
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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