An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!
The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.
barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.