Definitions by GinaMarie

Ambnesia 

The kind of amnesia experienced when one takes the sleep-aid Ambien.

Guy: Dude why did you text me in a foreign language last night?

Girl: I have no idea...I must have Ambnesia. I have candy wrappers in my bed, also.

Ambnesia by GinaMarie March 13, 2009

Fire Bush 

Were it not for Dick Cheney, this would be the best course of action for the citizens of the United States.

Despite his abysmal track record on virtually every substantive issue, American voters failed to seize the opportunity to fire Bush in the 2004 presidential election.

Fire Bush by GinaMarie October 20, 2007

asscial tissue 

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007