Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009

asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2020

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012