Asscalota

Where a guy eats pineapple all day then blows a load into a girls ass and then sips it out like a pinacaloda

I had had a special craving for pineapple one day then ate a lot of it through out the day. Then I went home and decided to give my girl a asscalota. She loved to lick it off my lips

by Mrphysicsmhs January 25, 2011

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

by M Style December 12, 2008

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008