Asscalota

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Where a guy eats pineapple all day then blows a load into a girls ass and then sips it out like a pinacaloda

I had had a special craving for pineapple one day then ate a lot of it through out the day. Then I went home and decided to give my girl a asscalota. She loved to lick it off my lips

Asscalota by Mrphysicsmhs January 25, 2011

Words you can keep

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

Related Words

Asscalota • asscastastic • asscatapult • assclot • Assalot • Asscalate • Asscalation • asscalator • ass captain • ass catastrophe

asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

Asscalate by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

assclot by M Style December 12, 2008

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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