asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008

Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026