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asscalator
Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.
asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015
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asscalade • asscapades • Asscalate • assparade • ascalae • asscabaret • Asscalation • asscalator • ASSCLAPER PERK • Ass Salad
assparade
Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.
asscabaret
A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.
{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
asscabaret by Telephony July 18, 2020
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