asscary

A mix between assertive driving and scary driving. The art of scaring your friends with your maniac driving and keeping a calm, cool and serious type of composure. The asscary drivers are also known to wave their hands, Palm up while saying “really”?

Jenny was a very asscary driver. Her friends were terrified, but she was calm while listening to her iPod.

by Andy_drew December 6, 2017

Asscard

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Asscara

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

by lostservice December 14, 2013

Asscarrot

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

Assary

A word that describes a situation or when a person or persons exemplifie the combination of stupidity, ignorance, immatuarity, and arrogance all at the same time and has truley convinced oneself that they are the victim(s)

Neal and Bob's behavior at work demonstrate udder and pure assary.

by team vagina April 20, 2010

asscar

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

by shermeco November 4, 2008