Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

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Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

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Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

Assboating by MissLynx September 2, 2013

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