assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty

Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.

assbooking by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

Assbonging 

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

Assbonging by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Assboating 

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

Assboating by hardymetal August 4, 2010

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) by dnice April 21, 2003

assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

Assblowing 

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

Assboating 

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

Assboating by MissLynx September 2, 2013