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Asianplode 

To Asianplode means when a person bursts out with asian:songs, food, language/words and or traditions

Forms: Asianplode Asianploded asianplodes asianploding
Wow Morsal just asianploded
I think she is gonna Asianplode
I am asianploding
Asianplode by Adrian Chan July 14, 2016

Asianmodelpalooza

Annual strip-club takeover in Los Angeles, California for Asian thot 's.
"OMG I got picked to be a Featured Dancer at Asianmodelpalooza !!"
Asianmodelpalooza by Kiteh Kawasaki September 4, 2016

AsianBoiDom 

AsianBoiDom is a Sus little boy who plays Fortnite with his friends. He loves to rage whenever I beat him in Clix Boxfights. I’m pretty sure he likes Dudes too so watch out😬 He’s pretty popular amongst the Fortnite community
Zack: Have you seen that Fortnite kid that goes by the name of AsianBoiDom

Luke: Oh yea that sus kid. He always be raging but it makes me laugh
AsianBoiDom by Drkknght12 June 4, 2021

asian wood

similer too a white mans wood only a lot smaller
bloody hell barry your penis is tiny,what you got asian wood?
asian wood by antonyarthur January 3, 2009

asianondiscord 

Oh my god, please edate me already. I’ve been on this discord for the past 4 months obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make me aroused every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldn’t have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I fucking love you and it breaks my hear when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile. I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things. I want to play video games, talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and I cant take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because I need you by my side but if you don’t love me then I want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my life.
asianondiscord. asian#8503 - local discordian. me and asian just kissed on discord. cute.
asianondiscord by asian#8503 September 14, 2020

asianbootyrape 

Asian Booty Rape is a rare form of Booty Rape. It occurs in China and the far east. It involves beating the shit out somebody, then sticking rice into their ass, while undressing them. Then they will use chopsticks to eat the rice. They will then stick the sticks into their ass. They will put a tube in between the sticks and rape them. They will then go to the police and say what they did and not get arrested, except for Tibetans who will be raped themselves.
I was AsianBootyRaped in North America. CALL THE POLICE!!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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