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asianondiscord 

Oh my god, please edate me already. I’ve been on this discord for the past 4 months obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make me aroused every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldn’t have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I fucking love you and it breaks my hear when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile. I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things. I want to play video games, talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and I cant take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because I need you by my side but if you don’t love me then I want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my life.
asianondiscord. asian#8503 - local discordian. me and asian just kissed on discord. cute.
asianondiscord by asian#8503 September 14, 2020
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