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ashleyism 

The word that is used to describe a person being anti Ashley’s. Or making fun of an ashley that struggles to learn and can be slow at times, but in fact is really smart.
Person 1: I don’t like Ashley’s!

Person 2: That’s ashleyism
ashleyism by Urfathers July 19, 2022
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Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

the Ashleys 

Deriving from the popular kids cartoon, Recess, the Ashleys are a group of girls who are arrogant, ignorant, and tend to think themselves higher than everyone else, so keep themselves to themselves.
Basically, the plastics from Meal Girls.
Whoa those girls are like the Ashleys from recess, they're so snobby!
the Ashleys by taigster22 January 5, 2008

Ashleysauce 

Someone who is loved by everyone, even more than... you guessed it, applesauce. When she smiles, you can’t not smile with her. When she laughs you can’t not laugh with her. When she loves you, that’s when life feels most complete and you feel warm inside every second of your life. She is ashmazing, and perfect in everyway, even more than you can imagine.
Why does Ashleysauce have to be so ashmazing?!
Ashleysauce by JaKob with a k March 16, 2019

ashleysaysnotto 

An amazing and fabulous principal at BMS. She doesn't the bad treatment she gets, and is a truly amazing person. She is one of the most fair and most hardest working principals at BMS.
BMS has a great principal in ashleysaysnotto.

Chads and Ashleys 

"Chads and Ashleys" is an expression used to refer to the stereotypical group of young guys and girls who are spoiled and rich and live in "lily-white" suburbia. The Chads are known to pop their collars and use excessive product in their hair and use such terminology as "Bro". And an Ashley is a self consumed, fake, ditz who wears too much makeup, spends her daddy's money and uses terminology such as "OMG", "Like, Totally!" and "That's Hot!" and is usually a label whore.
Here is how you will recognize "Chads and Ashleys"
A Chad is the guy at the bar or party who eventually wants to fight everyone to prove that he is in fact a "Bro". Usually believes every girl in the bar wants him and will relentlessly hit on anything with hair.

An Ashley is the girl who is dressed like a hooker in sub 0 temperatures and is falling over drunk but says she's sober. Usually makes her self readily available to every single guy in the bar until later, taking anyone of them home. Then it is typical that she will deny or say that she doesn't remember doing so.

*Both are extremely mentally and emotionally unstable and have delusions of grandeur.

Ashleys hauled 

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.
Ashleys hauled by stevemarvin November 29, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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