Ashleysauce

Someone who is loved by everyone, even more than... you guessed it, applesauce. When she smiles, you can’t not smile with her. When she laughs you can’t not laugh with her. When she loves you, that’s when life feels most complete and you feel warm inside every second of your life. She is ashmazing, and perfect in everyway, even more than you can imagine.

Why does Ashleysauce have to be so ashmazing?!

Ashleysauce by JaKob with a k March 16, 2019

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asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

asslesauce by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

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ashysauce

Ashysauce is a nickname for someone named Ash, Ashton, Ashley etc.

Ashysauce combines one’s name and “sauce” meaning cum for a funny nickname reminding someone they were once cum.

“Hey look it’s Ashysauce”

ashysauce by MAZZYnum1STAR March 27, 2024

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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