Ashleysauce

Someone who is loved by everyone, even more than... you guessed it, applesauce. When she smiles, you can’t not smile with her. When she laughs you can’t not laugh with her. When she loves you, that’s when life feels most complete and you feel warm inside every second of your life. She is ashmazing, and perfect in everyway, even more than you can imagine.

Why does Ashleysauce have to be so ashmazing?!

Ashleysauce by JaKob with a k March 16, 2019

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asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

asslesauce by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

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ashysauce

Ashysauce is a nickname for someone named Ash, Ashton, Ashley etc.

Ashysauce combines one’s name and “sauce” meaning cum for a funny nickname reminding someone they were once cum.

“Hey look it’s Ashysauce”

ashysauce by MAZZYnum1STAR March 27, 2024

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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