Ashleysauce

Someone who is loved by everyone, even more than... you guessed it, applesauce. When she smiles, you can’t not smile with her. When she laughs you can’t not laugh with her. When she loves you, that’s when life feels most complete and you feel warm inside every second of your life. She is ashmazing, and perfect in everyway, even more than you can imagine.

Why does Ashleysauce have to be so ashmazing?!

Ashleysauce by JaKob with a k March 16, 2019

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asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

asslesauce by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

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ashysauce

Ashysauce is a nickname for someone named Ash, Ashton, Ashley etc.

Ashysauce combines one’s name and “sauce” meaning cum for a funny nickname reminding someone they were once cum.

“Hey look it’s Ashysauce”

ashysauce by MAZZYnum1STAR March 27, 2024

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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