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Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020
Words you can keep

Ashleying 

To take a girl, usually your wife, furniture shopping, like at Ashley Furniture and Home Store.
Ex: “Hey bruh wanna go to Hooters?”
“Nah man me and Tanya are going Ashleying today. Maybe next time.”
Ashleying by Latanya21900 January 13, 2021

ashleying 

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.
ashleying by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

Ashleigh S.

The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019

Ashleigh 

Ashleigh is a kind, sweet and protective over the people she cares about. Never be rude, mean or bully an Ashleigh, otherwise she will become your worst nightmare. If you find an Ashleigh with green eyes befriend her. They are loyal friends and will do anything g to keep you happy. Can be cold and emotionless at times, just need to show her some love and she will be happy again!
"Look there is Ashleigh, protecting her friends again"
"Hey Ash!"
Ashleigh by #TheAnimalLife June 13, 2019
Ashleyn is a weird,funny Pearson.she cares about people even tho some are mean to her.she is very sensitive about some stuff.she is very kind to people likes to listen to music when she is sad or has any mood.she says I love you to the people she loves even when some don’t say it back.hates being left on read. Try’s new things sometimes:).
“Ashleyn is the bestfriend
Ashleyn by Idk_ily123 March 9, 2019

Ashleigh 

Ashleigh is amazingly perfect and mine. Fuck off
“Ashleigh is mine. Fuck off
Ashleigh by BigBoiEgss May 28, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Literally 1984 

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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