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a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.
ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!
ashleys by haha January 11, 2005
Words you can keep
Ashley- most females named Ashleys are truly disturbing and nasty that don’t wash their hair ever .They are vindictive and jealous of everything that they can’t get on their own. They love hurting everyone they can to get what they want. So sad . Will pray for her
If you come across the Ashleys, be weary and turn around,
Ashleys by Mrs,Santi2020 June 12, 2018

Ashleys hauled 

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.
Ashleys hauled by stevemarvin November 29, 2010

the Ashleys 

Deriving from the popular kids cartoon, Recess, the Ashleys are a group of girls who are arrogant, ignorant, and tend to think themselves higher than everyone else, so keep themselves to themselves.
Basically, the plastics from Meal Girls.
Whoa those girls are like the Ashleys from recess, they're so snobby!
the Ashleys by taigster22 January 5, 2008

Chads and Ashleys 

"Chads and Ashleys" is an expression used to refer to the stereotypical group of young guys and girls who are spoiled and rich and live in "lily-white" suburbia. The Chads are known to pop their collars and use excessive product in their hair and use such terminology as "Bro". And an Ashley is a self consumed, fake, ditz who wears too much makeup, spends her daddy's money and uses terminology such as "OMG", "Like, Totally!" and "That's Hot!" and is usually a label whore.
Here is how you will recognize "Chads and Ashleys"
A Chad is the guy at the bar or party who eventually wants to fight everyone to prove that he is in fact a "Bro". Usually believes every girl in the bar wants him and will relentlessly hit on anything with hair.

An Ashley is the girl who is dressed like a hooker in sub 0 temperatures and is falling over drunk but says she's sober. Usually makes her self readily available to every single guy in the bar until later, taking anyone of them home. Then it is typical that she will deny or say that she doesn't remember doing so.

*Both are extremely mentally and emotionally unstable and have delusions of grandeur.

Mary Kate and Ashleys 

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.
We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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