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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
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Goobered

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 9, 2014
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Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.
When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.
by Gator67401 June 5, 2015
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to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface
Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.
by The Wig November 16, 2006
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GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 12, 2018
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Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.
Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.
by Astro09 December 5, 2019
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plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.
Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.
by Honez May 8, 2006
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