arncha

Southern/hillbilly slang for "aren't you."

"Arncha 'bout ready, we're gonna be late"

"We're goin' to town, arncha goin' with us?"

by TehMorbidBoi June 2, 2013

arncha

A lazy way of saying "aren't you"

Arncha gonna help me shovel the driveway?

by awmm January 21, 2020

Armchair Expert

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014

armchair psychopath

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.

He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018

arancha

Arancha is a beautiful human being, she cares a lot of her friends, she is also really smart and helps you with everything, she is the funniest person to hang out with and probably soon she will be like your idol. She makes your day and cheers you up when your sad . Everybody loves her and wish’s to be her.

I want to be exactly like arancha she is the best person ever💜

by soumidkwhatimdoing May 16, 2018

Armchair General

That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched Top Gun, played Call Of Duty 4 and War Thunder. Usually bashing the F-35.

I've played war thunder and once read an article on Aviation.com about the F-35, and trust me and my advanced experience, the F-35 is the worse plane ever made and can be shot down by a biplane.

Shut the fuck up, you're an Armchair General, you stupid neckbeard.

by slippery slope January 18, 2015