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A tall, slim and fair Indian boy with black hair and weirdly short thumbs. An Archan has a brown set of extremely generic brown eyes but you can’t help but fall under their spell when gazing into them. He does have a big nose but it’s okay because his cute smile makes up for it. He’s introverted when first introduced as he likes to keep to himself, his small group of friends and schoolwork - but once known, is a completely batshit crazy mf who says the dumbest things. Archan is a loyal guy with a genuine heart and true intentions which is what makes someone like him so hard to find - if you’re lucky enough to find an Archan, keep them in your life. They’ll act tough on the outside but really, they have some of the biggest and most precious hearts and THE BEST humor, no cap - it’s dirty, witty, cheesy and sarcastic.
Archan: *says some dumb shit*

Me: come here let me hit you

Archan: harder daddy

Me: what

Archan: what
Archan by Yspideyy February 14, 2022
Words you can keep
a cool kid with kind of longish brown hair.
hey look at that guy

hes such an archan
Archan by hahahahhaahahahahah August 16, 2010
archan is an indian paki who goes to my british school. everyday he comes to this british school saying rubading ding with his immigrated chums in his curry house. he tries to act british by eating british food and trying to be plain british when he clearly can't because of the skin colour. his kind come over here in their floating curry houses or box if they are poor and when they get here they take our jobs, they take our houses, they take everything that is not theirs and they shit on it too match the skin. if i told nick griffin about this preposterous plan it would either result in holocaust number 2 or sending all the paki cunts onto a boat send them out to sea and shoot the boat drowning all of the little benefit bastards and no more blacks or we could send them to space but blow up the rocket on the way up. fuck off you cunts you little bastards
look children archan don't get too close or he will give you aids or malaria or any life threatening diseases then you be dead or he will stare at you in a akward way
archan by blacks should be dead April 6, 2011
a shitkunt that believes he is god but really, hes just a piece of shit
you are such an archan, go take a shower and wash that shit off your face
Archan by dhiafiuaefieafhiuae May 26, 2015
A person who treats relationships like limited-time offers—once you’ve served your “purpose,” they vanish like a free-trial subscription. Known for Olympic-level blame-shifting, zero accountability, and a social life so empty it echoes.
Don’t trust Jake with your group project—he pulled a total Archan last time and disappeared the moment we needed him.”
Archan by Yourend November 22, 2025
An animated television show that is on Netflix published by Riot Games and spent longer making the TV show than fixing their own game.
Guy 1: Arcane is so good!
Guy 2: Better than their balance team?
Arcane by Himherdinger November 13, 2021
The spiritual belief in the divine quantitative outreach to all young yet old believers; in which you meet the holy yet present virt who can summon the great eye of soil and the retreat of Auchan. To know what & how you can hair the ground to the sky. Where you can reach the divine booty of interior cadaver of urstetcha.
Achanism- the state of being integral offenciet.
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