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Armenian Back Nair 

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.
1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.
Armenian Back Nair by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armenian Scowl 

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS
1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?
Armenian Scowl by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019
The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.
The power of Ahmania is overwhelming
ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004
She is very shy when you meet her but once you get to know her she is loud and hilarious. Has a great personality and is pretty with a great since of fashion. She will try to make you laugh but ends up laughing at her own jokes. She is a ride or die type of girl. Also very smart.
That girl is defitnely a Armanie.
Armanie by Twoturnt March 14, 2017
most Armani's are shy when you meet them or they can be ridiculously weird. Armani means unique, fun, loving, caring, sweet, athletic, fashionable, quirky, bold, strong, sensitive, smart and a little crazy. if you ever meet someone named Armani you should treat them great.
What a strong human being and look at that fashion! That sure is an Armani!

Armenian Noodle Dip 

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)
Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.