aqple

To describe intense balls hurt on the male genitals

Usually describing the pain in your balls to an apple exploding on impact

I sat on my balls, it was totally an aqple moment!

by GreasyGrove May 5, 2021

fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.

I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.

by crungo July 26, 2017

Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

Apple Stairs

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Apple Play Store

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.

Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.

by Branderrson January 10, 2021

aplex

to confuse or disorientate. also worth exactly 28 points in scrabble.

I don't like that guy, he aplexes me.

by Douly February 23, 2015

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018