applepta

an athlete with an adams apple (not a man)

That Mongoose reminds me of an applepta.

by babesweetie November 2, 2006

Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.

Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.

by Machiep November 12, 2012

Appletard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products

ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard

by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

Appletalk

A routable networking protocol that is of no practical use in the real world as we all use TCP/IP.

If you find a sad-o who owns an Apple product who has a little technical knowledge (as opposed to 99.9% of them who are victims of "Form over Function" even they won't be using Appletalk).

It uses CSMA/CA as opposed to CSMA/CD which is used by Ethernet, but aside from that it's a bit poo!

The only time I ever heard of Appletalk is when I was doing the nteworking course

by SapphireHo January 5, 2012