Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.
Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
by deathfordough July 04, 2015
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Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?
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Mongoose

1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

by Adrian Glenn October 23, 2005
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Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.
"God, there are like no guys at this party"
'What about Mike?"
"Nah he's such a mongoose"
by claymor1515 November 28, 2011
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A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche
God that guy is such a "mongoose"
by Myaahh April 24, 2015
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Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.
You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?
by Elsa Jean October 04, 2021
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The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.
(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose
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