mongoose
A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.
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Mongoose
A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.
Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
Mongoose by deathfordough July 17, 2015
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mongoose
A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.
1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
mongoose by disastrophe March 28, 2009
Mongoose
1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
Mongoose by Adrian Glenn October 28, 2005
Mongoose
Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.
Mongoose by claymor1515 November 28, 2011