2 definition by Zebulebu

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An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
by Zebulebu May 11, 2011

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Pricks playing shit music out loud on their tinny mobiles for the express intent of annoying the shit out of anyone around them.
Oh, just some idiot prickcasting from his gayphone
by Zebulebu June 22, 2011

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