iTard

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

by Matt Hallmark August 09, 2007

iTard

self-centered duchebag overly impressed with their apple products.

My sister just got an iPad and never puts it away. What an iTard!

by AAAlexxx November 27, 2010

iTard

iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.

Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!

by rufrknkiddnme January 11, 2008

iTard

Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.

iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!

Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.

by Nathan Francis November 20, 2007

iTard

An iTard is someone that bought a Mac thinking that it would be easier to use than a PC. The problem is, the PC is not too difficult to use, the user is just too dumb to own a computer.

iTard: I just got my new iMac and it won't come on.
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?

by C@pt October 29, 2008

iTard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: Appletard.

Some iTards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith October 18, 2007

iTard

One who is oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their iPod too loudly.

"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."

by nkr_1234 December 03, 2006