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applepi by kuenco July 1, 2021

Applepotamus 

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.
Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.
Applepotamus by Machiep November 12, 2012

Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....
While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
appletite by francescah November 9, 2013
Zurich rugby club's beverage of choice.
Another round of appletinis please, shot Sama!
appletini by Daddy Long-Legs September 16, 2013