An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.

Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
by Geist May 29, 2005
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Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)
I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.
by where am i? March 8, 2005
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Some consider it a fruit, but to many it is a ghetto smoking device. Created by the gods, the apple is to help those who are in desperate need of a smoking piece, or forgot where they put their pipe.

1. obtain the apple

2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.

3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.

4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.

5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.

6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.

7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.

8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.
hey man, did you finish making that apple pipe?

yesterday i made an apple pipe, but i accidently burned through the tinfoil because i held the lighter too close.
by krosmo January 8, 2005
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