applepious

A state of being as American as apple pie and as pious as an altar boy in the manner of Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert showed how applepious he was by never questioning our great president George W. Bush and going to Catholic Mass every Sunday.

by icancount2one January 12, 2010

applepussy

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.

Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!

by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007

applepuss

the act of putting a rotten apple into a vagina and letting a horse eat it

Everyone was blown away at the family reunion, when grandma showed us her applepuss

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023