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appletite 

1. a hunger for all things apple.

2. the uncomfortable sensation (quite like a nicotine craving) that occurs when one is away from their iphone, ipod, or macintosh computer for too long.
1. shelley worships the ground that steve jobs walks on and everything he touches. shelley has quite the appletite.

2. ron: has anyone got an iphone i can stroke for a bit? maybe an ipod that i can click for a few minutes? it's been two hours, man!
chad: dude, you need to curb that appletite.
appletite by sarahb402 February 6, 2009

has the appetite 

Someone has an appetite or desire for something but not the stomach to deal with the stressors to achieve their desire.
Joe has the appetite to hold office, but not the stomach to take the personal attacks!
has the appetite by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

a bone appetit

A hunger for sex.
Ben Dover wished his date a bone appetit while heading to the bed.
a bone appetit by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2016

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012
Zurich rugby club's beverage of choice.
Another round of appletinis please, shot Sama!
appletini by Daddy Long-Legs September 16, 2013

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.