applepien 

when someone smokes so much, that one reaches the status of a baked apple pie

brbbbbbrrbbrbbrbrbb" *exhales crosses eyes for a second then shakes it off* "dude im applepien

applepien by kidripe =] April 7, 2011

Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

Appleplexy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

Applemen 

applemen are men that get all the girls, has W rizz and lives in apple village and remember kids a apple a day will bring the bitches your way😉 🍎 created by @fidel2thurll and @yk_capo

Applemen mean u are a man who is good looking has W rizz and lives in apple village

rebecca: look at them apple men over there they’re so hot😫

Lily: I know right i wish i could have them and they’re apples😫

Applemen by @fidel2thurll&@yk_capo on IG March 12, 2022

appletini

Zurich rugby club's beverage of choice.

Another round of appletinis please, shot Sama!

appletini by Daddy Long-Legs September 16, 2013

appleteeny 

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

appleteeny by -hef- November 10, 2009

appletinied

to be bought a appletini by some one and be forced to drink it as fast as you can. before you drink it you have to say "im Samantha" and after you chug it you have to say "i sleep with everyone" sometimes a picture or video of you is taken during the process of being appletinied and then posted on a social network site.

Son i got appletinied three times last night. everyone at the bar thought i was gay.

appletinied by dc217 October 21, 2010

Appletini Crawl 

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.

Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.

Appletini Crawl by Appletini Crawl Inventor February 1, 2014