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applecaps 

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.
examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"
applecaps by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Applewhore 

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"
Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.
Applewhore by maysayhay May 21, 2010

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp
applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

Applecornography

Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.

Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009