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Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".
"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

Applecross

Applecross by JIm September 22, 2003

Applecross

Verb - to park one's vehicle a reasonable distance away from a party that will most likely be blocked by the cops.
"Hey man, are we applecrossin' it tonight?"

"Hell yeah, when the cops show up they're gonna block the street for sure."

Applecross boy

An Applecross boy is a male that attends Applecross senior high school. They physically and mentally abuse women and take drugs because they think it’s ‘cool’. They bully many students and their goals in life is to make other people feel like shit.
Why is he so mean to that girl over there?
Oh he’s just an applecross boy
Applecross boy by Shrek:| August 28, 2019

applecross

Applecross is the closest place to paradise imaginable. Go there (the North West Highlands of Scotland ) but go there quietly.The fix will last you a lifetime and you will tell all who will listen to follow in your footsteps
Applecross is the place where time stands still
applecross by Swilly Tisher April 25, 2006