The act of giving advice that follows an apology due to being given bad news or the advisor acknowledging it is not their place to offer said advice. (See apolovice).
by Warthog13 April 7, 2013
Get the apolovize mug.An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.
Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
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To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
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Get the “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” mug.To have your image re-touched. Started off in Facebook by a Photoshop wiz . . . he came up with an album called "Beautiful People" where he would 'apollonize' ordinary portraits of individuals.
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