So you’re just going to ignore me now?

It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.
I apologize
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
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A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.
She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".
by coolarrow September 16, 2009
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I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..
Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
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The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"
"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial
by Nice cup of me February 6, 2016
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This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.
"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018
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Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"
After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".
by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009
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words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon
Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize
by Kayu Berkarat August 7, 2020
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