antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

antihater 

An antihater is a dumbass who is really obsessed with calling other people "haters" just for the sake of doing it. They will eventually throw insults at these "haters", so basically they are hating on the haters. Therefore, these antihater dumbasses are actually massive hypocrites. Seriously, if you see an actual hater, don't be a stupid antihater and reply with angry messages. Just report or ignore that hater for goodness sake.

person with an opinion: I actually don't really like Justin Bieber

antihater: OMG OEMG UR JUST A JELOUS HATER BROOOO QUIT HAETING ON BEIBER!!!!!! NO BEIBWER NO CLOUEET!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!

person with an opinion: bruh just chill, everybody has opinions

antihater: NOOO UR OPINION IS WRONG, ONLY MY OPINON IS CORECT!!!!! YOU HAVE TRASH MUSIC TATSE!!!! WHAT MUSIC DO YOU EVEN LIEK????!!!!!

person: I like EDM artists like Pegboard Nerds, Tokyo Machine, and TheFatRat, as well as heavy metal

antihater: BROOO THOSE MUSIC IS TRASHHHH

person: hey, you call me a hater, but you actually hate all of the artists I just mentioned? damn what a hypocrite

antihater by ejfidopajvioeipafjiopia October 18, 2021

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

Antiquated by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

antique teenager 

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

antique teenager by Beansy June 22, 2017

antique farm equipment 

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

antique farm equipment by maks May 20, 2004