Mickey_G_'s definitions

meltmachine

A melt who often spouts stupid and/or dumb shit.

Kanye West is such a meltmachine, have you heard the shit he comes out with?

by Mickey_G_ May 16, 2018

Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Er

A commonly used filler word, to make up for the gaps in conversation. Tends to annoy the shit out of people for its overuse, and indicates that the user doesn't have the slightest clue what they're talking about.

Reporter: "You claimed that when you receive backlash, you should, quote, 'dab on them haters'. What do you propose should be done if the haters dab back?"
Jake Paul: "Er...well...er...that's an overused meme...er...WHAT ARE THOSE?!" *Flees the scene with his gang of fuckboys*

by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Black Hole

A dangerous deep space phenomenon believed to be the result of the gravity of a collapsing star folding in on itself, condensed into a single point (about the size of a pin head) called a singularity.

Evidence was recently found for such an entity of space-time - which was proceeded to be memed to shit by Reddit. Predicted to have a shelf life of maybe a few weeks at the most.

"16 Hilarious Memes/Reactions To The First-Ever Black Hole Image" -- Buzzfeed

by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Ablysmal

The incorrect spelling/pronunciation of the adjective abysmal, commonly used by commentary YouTuber WildSpartanz. He seems to believe there's an extra 'l' in the word.

"His acting was ablysmal" -- WildSpartanz

by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Kavos

A British commentary YouTuber. Very loud and funny. The archnemesis of ImAllexx.

Kavos: "Welcome to a new episode of What's Happening Online"

by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Filler word

A word used to make up for gaps in conversation, when the speaker is not certain what they want to say next. Can be very annoying if used excessively.

Prime examples include: er, um, erm, and uh

Person 1: What's a black hole?
Person 2: Black holes are...um...they're uh...black holes, they...erm...er...
Person 1: You have no fucking clue, do you? You're just using filler words now.

by Mickey_G_ April 15, 2019