meltmachine

A melt who often spouts stupid and/or dumb shit.
Kanye West is such a meltmachine, have you heard the shit he comes out with?
by Mickey_G_ March 27, 2018
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Craig

The most generic person on the fucking planet. They have no redeemable qualities and probably find all these 'name' dictionary definitions to be "enlightening".

They are so boring that even their name is generic -- just like Dave, Joe, Greg, Theodore.
"Craig is boring as fuck."
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"
Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019
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January

The worst fucking month of the year when it comes to memes and YouTube monetization.

You are much less likely to be monetised in January, and very often nothing of note happens. If it does, like Logan Paul's suicide forest incident of 2018, then you are likely to be demonetised due to the controversy.

Memes are also at an all-time low for the year in January, with an incredibly short shelf life and low in spiciness. This is proven by the Ugandan Knuckles, Somebody toucha my spaghet and Big Chungus memes all occurring within the January of their respective years.

January is known to be "YouTube Hell" for many, or "Demonetisation Hell", or the "Month of the Sea of Yellow Dollar Signs".
Random commentary YouTuber: "It's a January meme. Not only will I not be able to make a funny video out of it, but I won't get monetised!"
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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Ablysmal

The incorrect spelling/pronunciation of the adjective abysmal, commonly used by commentary YouTuber WildSpartanz. He seems to believe there's an extra 'l' in the word.
"His acting was ablysmal" -- WildSpartanz
by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019
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Shelf Life

The amount of time for which a meme is considered "spicy", or in other terms, trending. Based on the amount of time something will last before it decomposes, but with regards to memes.

Memes have varying shelf lives, lasting from a few days to perhaps even a few months, depending in its spice factor.

If a meme goes beyond this point, it is considered dead. Although they may undergo impromptu resurrection (lasting a week at the most), all memes will reach their graveyard and respective gravestones and cannot return to the internet shelf.

The shelf life of a meme is not entirely accurate or precise. Memes can be shoved off the shelf faster than the shelf life predicts, thereby accelerating it far beyond expected through use of external factors. For example, if Weird Al parodies it, or Facebook user (particularly Facebook moms) post it to the general public, then the meme dies faster and the shelf life is decreased exponentially. This is mostly unpredictable.

Shelf life is considered the best way to judge the lasting effects of memes (good or bad).
------------------------------January, 2018------------------------------
Person 1: "Hey you heard about that new Ugandan Knuckles meme? It's everywhere on VR Chat!
Person 2: "Nah it's a January meme, automatically making it terrible. It will only have a shelf life of about two weeks. At the very least, it won't survive this month."
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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Kavos

A British commentary YouTuber. Very loud and funny. The archnemesis of ImAllexx.
Kavos: "Welcome to a new episode of What's Happening Online"
by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019
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