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Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!
Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."
Antiquated by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated
She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.
antiquated by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

Antiquated humour 

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour
Antiquated humour by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

Antiquitech 

Antiquitech -

1. A method of generating electricity through architectural means. Usually using magnets, geometry or water to gather static electricity or radio-waves.

2. Ancient highly advanced technology which was lost for an extended period of time.

Origin: A combination of Latin antiquus, anticus ‘former, ancient’, from ante ‘before’. And Greek, ‘systematic treatment’, tekhnē ‘art.
1. A radio antenna partially functions as a form of antiquitech.
Antiquitech by Wall-Rust September 2, 2021

antiqued 

Joe got antiqued yesterday.
antiqued by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

antiqued 

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.
getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.
antiqued by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

antiqued 

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep
I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.
antiqued by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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