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antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated
She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.
antiquated by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

Antiquated humour 

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour
Antiquated humour by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

Antiquitech 

Antiquitech -

1. A method of generating electricity through architectural means. Usually using magnets, geometry or water to gather static electricity or radio-waves.

2. Ancient highly advanced technology which was lost for an extended period of time.

Origin: A combination of Latin antiquus, anticus ‘former, ancient’, from ante ‘before’. And Greek, ‘systematic treatment’, tekhnē ‘art.
1. A radio antenna partially functions as a form of antiquitech.
Antiquitech by Wall-Rust September 2, 2021

antiqued 

Joe got antiqued yesterday.
antiqued by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

antiqued 

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.
getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.
antiqued by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

antiqued 

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep
I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.
antiqued by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005
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