n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.

trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.

the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.

"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."

amputree by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008

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amftu

Jamaican slang for "A mi fi tell Yuh"

Chinn:Tariq smart e man
Mon Mon: Amftu

amftu by Meeliebug850 July 5, 2017

amputorium

-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.

"His amputorium came as no surprise."

amputorium by connie m May 19, 2009

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

midget amputee porn

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

amptriggidate

When you stick your balls up your ass and just walk around like that. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Robert: Ask me if my balls are in my ass.
Jason: Robert, are your balls in your ass?
Robert: One of my balls has been in my ass this whole episode.
Jason: You've been amptriggidating.
amptriggidate

amptriggidate by captain_e November 30, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026