ampft 

In social media, if you don't have any other word to describe your strong emotions on something, so you make it up.

While watching lebron pull a beast mode move. ."the was sick bro!!! Ampft!"

ampft by great gatski May 30, 2015

amputree 

n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.

trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.

the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.

"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."

amputree by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008

amftu 

Jamaican slang for "A mi fi tell Yuh"

Chinn:Tariq smart e man
Mon Mon: Amftu

amftu by Meeliebug850 July 5, 2017

amputorium 

-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.

"His amputorium came as no surprise."

amputorium by connie m May 19, 2009

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

midget amputee porn 

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

amptriggidate 

When you stick your balls up your ass and just walk around like that. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Robert: Ask me if my balls are in my ass.
Jason: Robert, are your balls in your ass?
Robert: One of my balls has been in my ass this whole episode.
Jason: You've been amptriggidating.
amptriggidate

amptriggidate by captain_e November 30, 2011