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amputeens 

Cleveland band originated in 2004.

Likes drugs, sex, cigarettes, and people
When I saw the Amputeens they tried to sell me drugs at their merch booth, but i was straightedge so i just let them tag team my sister
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AMPUTEENS 

punk band from berea. TRAIN RECK. very popular. first was a ska band. russ is supper talented as everyone else in the band was
I love the amputeens!
AMPUTEENS by RYANCASEY RYANCASEY January 12, 2008

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

midget amputee porn 

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!
do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?
midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

social amputee 

Someone who, through extensive gaming, internet use, or other solo activity, has lost the use of their social skills.
Ever since Jeremy got into World of Warcraft he's become a complete social amputee.
social amputee by EgoAnt April 8, 2005

Amputee Spree 

having sex with as many women with missing limbs as possible, the more limbs missing on the woman the higher the score you get.
Hell yeah dude I went on an amputee spree last night and scored a perfect 10 after I slapped her with my cock and knocked her out of her wheelchair.
Amputee Spree by Chris Renneb January 31, 2005
A person who has had one or more of their limbs removed.
"Dave" is now an amputee after getting his leg blown off in the war.
amputee by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007
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