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typically a mega virgin who cant stop playing valorant. aluomas are usually trash at everything except turning off girls.
aluoma: I just hit gold three

Me: Bro you ahve a failing relationship,unpaid bills,still a virgin, your mom is trying to evict you and you have yet to touch a girl.
aluoma by averagebeen69 April 16, 2022
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alumagnetic 

Aluminium is alumagnetic
alumagnetic by Aperre June 16, 2023
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Sheva Alomar

Sheva Alomar is one of the two playable protagonists in the popular game series Resident Evil, being a main character in the 5th instalment (not including spin-off titles).
Starring opposite Chris Redfield, Sheva and Chris work together to take down main antagonist Albert Wesker after a new plot is revealed in which Wesker plans to release a virus known as Uroburos into the atmosphere to infect the planet.
Sheva is also part of the BSAA, specifically the African division of the organisation.
Sheva is the first character included in a game (in Resident Evil's history) to be played via multiplayer and also online, allowing 2 people to play the game together.
Sheva is an African native, being born to her parents whom were killed in an experiment in her hometown gone awry.
She later found out Umbrella was to blame, and set on a quest to learn to fight back and avenge her parent's deaths.

Sheva has 5 costumes in-game for players to choose from. All the extra costumes are more revealing than her standard outfit, and reveal more of her figure.

Sheva is noted for her beauty, having won / been included in many gaming "Top 10 Babes" lists. Her Tribal outfit was named "Outfit of the Year" by Playstation Magazine.

However, she is not a popular choice of character to play in RE5, with people mostly preferring to play as Chris.
Wanna play RE5?" - "Okay, you're Sheva Alomar!" - "Nu-uh, YOU'RE Sheva!" - "Fine then, I'm not playing!"
A terrestrial super life form. The peak of chad physique. A student council president (he says), a 21 yr old law student (he says) has a harem (he says), 6'11 and will be growing 7 feet in 3 yrs (he says), a super hacker who now works for google as his part time for some reason (he says), lives an incredibly great life often fantasized by 6 yr olds undergoing their cringe phase.
You dropped your crown, Aluma
Aluma by Eyesawhell March 19, 2021

alumagnetic 

A term used to describe a material, like aluminum, that is unaffected by magnetic fields. It is the opposite of ferromagnetic, which refers to materials like iron that are influenced by magnetic fields.
person: "I tried sticking a magnet to this aluminum plate, but it didn't budge at all."
Mehdi: "Well, that's because aluminum is alumagnetic—it doesn't get affected by magnetic fields like iron does."
alumagnetic by kyrio June 16, 2023

alcomahol 

alcomahol is a misprenounciation of alcohol. generlally used after consuming a bit too much.
"I should not have drinked so much alcomahol."
alcomahol by Kryssy February 9, 2007

Altomareing it 

Taking a Viagra and not being able to use it.
I took a Viagra but my ho said no so I rolled from side to side altomareing it all night and couldn't lay on my stomach.
Altomareing it by ~Fister~ September 24, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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