Aluma 

A terrestrial super life form. The peak of chad physique. A student council president (he says), a 21 yr old law student (he says) has a harem (he says), 6'11 and will be growing 7 feet in 3 yrs (he says), a super hacker who now works for google as his part time for some reason (he says), lives an incredibly great life often fantasized by 6 yr olds undergoing their cringe phase.

You dropped your crown, Aluma

Aluma by Eyesawhell March 19, 2021

Aluma 

A birthday tradition performed on the birthday boy. A group of friends will carry the victim before spreading his legs open and ram his balls against a stationary object, eg; pole or tree. You can shout, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!" while ramming the victim.

Victim: Guys! It is my birthday today! Do you all have any presents for me?
Friends: Yeah Sure! We have a present called aluma! It contains a nut cracker.
*Immediately carries the victim and rams his nuts against a pole*

Aluma by SoHaiKia December 20, 2020

aluma 

A tradition whereby the birthday boy is carried by his friends. And his legs are spread open by the friends carrying his legs. After that, the friends will run and carry him into a stationary object, eg; poles or trees. Thus, crushing his nuts. Additionally, while performing this tradition, you can shout "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!".

Victim: Guys, today is my birthday! Do I have any presents?
Friends: Yeah sure! We have a present called Aluma. It contains nuts though...
*Immediately carries victim and rams him into a pole*

aluma by anonymous December 20, 2020

alma later 

Deferred schooling, particularly a college education.

Did you hear Jeff dropped out to start working and making $$$. I guess that makes UCLA his alma later.

alma later by Jeffreyutah November 4, 2020

Akuma Nihmune 

The most bottomest bottom in the entire history of humankind.
Always trying to convince people she is a dommy switch.
Swagolishious leader and singer of the Cult of the Ussy and other bangers.
Occasionally enjoys kissing plums, licks on walls or breaks bionicles.

Secretly an Enema Queen and member of the holey Prezel trio with Shylily and Bao.

You might be a bottom, but you are far from being on Akuma Nihmune level.

Akuma Nihmune by Pantybell April 28, 2022

Vox Akuma 

Daddy

Vox Akuma is a daddy

Vox Akuma by Sheeeeshhhh January 17, 2022

alumagnetic 

Any metal that is not ferromagnetic

Aluminium is alumagnetic

alumagnetic by Aperre June 16, 2023