aluminium 

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.

Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."

aluminium by lord bastard February 22, 2008

Aluminium 

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

Aluminium by Kaichael June 21, 2018

aluminium 

how the british people say aluminum

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aluminium by reno April 20, 2005

aluminium digger 

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

aluminium digger by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.

Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate by Vexacon June 16, 2021

Aluminium train 

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

Aluminium train by Fruitbat December 20, 2008

aluminium bands 

A metal bands that doesn't go as hard

guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song

guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands

aluminium bands by A friendly goose October 20, 2021